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Jesse, played by Williams

Jesse is a fictional character played by Mark Williams in the BBC comedy sketch show "The Fast Show".

He's a verbally challenged country bumpkin who exits his shed and explains his strange diets (as seen in season 2 and a Christmas special), fashion tastes (season 3 only) and experiments (The Last Fast Show Ever).

Jesse's notable quotes:[]

'This week, I'are been mostly eating ... TARAMASALATA!'

'This week, I 'aren't been 'ungry.'

'This season, I'll be mostly wearing ... A THONG!'

'This week, I 'are been mostly eating ... PROZAC!'

'This week, I are been mostly eating ... Bourbon Biscuits!'

'This week, I 'are been mostly eating ... Acorns!'

'This week, I 'are been mostly eating ... Raspberry Pop-Tarts!'

'This week, I are been mostly eating ... Roast Chickens!'

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