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Jesse, played by Williams

Jesse is a fictional character played by Mark Williams in the BBC comedy sketch show "The Fast Show".

He's a verbally challenged country bumpkin who exits his shed and exclaims his strange diets (as seen in season 2 and a Christmas special), fashion tastes (season 3 only) and experiments (The Last Fast Show Ever).

Jesse's notable quotesEdit

This week, I'ave been mostly eating ... TARAMASALATA!

This week, I 'aven't been 'ungry.

This season, I'll be mostly wearing ... A THONG!

This week, I 'ave been mostly eating ... PROZAC!

This week, I 'ave been mostly eating ... Bourbon Biscuits!

This week, I 'ave been mostly eating ... Acorns!

This week, I 'ave been mostly eating ... Rasberry Pop-Tarts!

This week, I 'ave been mostly eating ... Roast Chickens!

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