A list of major characters in the fast show.
|Arthur Atkinson||A movie hall star from the dawn of talkies|
|Bob Fleming||Countryside show host with COPD.|
|Jesse||Appears briefly to impart his wisdom of the day||All|
|Swiss Tony||Car dealer who regularly shares his expert relationship advice by analogy|
|Ted and Ralph||Tense conversation between a lonely Landowner and his faithful Gillie. But is there more to their relationship?|
|Suit You Tailors||A pair of camp tailors who are particularly fond of innuendo|