A list of major characters in the fast show.

Name About Appears In
Arthur Atkinson A movie hall star from the dawn of talkies
Bob Fleming Countryside show host with COPD.
Jesse Appears briefly to impart his wisdom of the day All
Johnny Nice Painter An elderly painting enthusiast who is often seen out in the countryside with his wife. However, whenever his thoughts turn to a certain colour...
Swiss Tony Car dealer who regularly shares his expert relationship advice by analogy
Ted and Ralph Tense conversation between a lonely Landowner and his faithful Gillie. But is there more to their relationship?
Suit You Tailors A pair of camp tailors who are particularly fond of innuendo